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phishhead
May 19th, 2004, 12:56 PM
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect.

A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager said the room still can't be used.
Source: TheSanDiegoChannel.com (http://www.thesandiegochannel.com/news/3314552/detail.html)


What is this world coming too. :eek:

rik
May 19th, 2004, 15:11 PM
I'm speechless...dunno how to respond to this.

Big Booger
May 19th, 2004, 15:22 PM
LMAO..

HOw can you distinguish between vasoline and the other stuff :D

Conan
May 19th, 2004, 15:25 PM
I'm speechless...dunno how to respond to this.

Let's wait for Petard's response. ;)

petard
May 19th, 2004, 15:40 PM
What??? A hotel room full of Vaseline and no farm animals??? What is this world coming too? :D

Clearly the guy has it all wrong. You're supposed to use large vats of Crisco (vegetable shortning). It's cheaper, easier to clean, and doesn't break down latex.
Uh... was I thinking out loud again? ;)

lynchknot
May 19th, 2004, 20:12 PM
Personally, I would prefer animal lard over crisco - wait, did I say that out loud?

cash_site
May 20th, 2004, 01:52 AM
@Petard and Lynch, guys that is both very sick... But funny nonetheless, especially after seeing some funny JackA$$ clips where they're trying to 'spruce the goose' of a big BULL :eek:

SupaStar
May 20th, 2004, 03:27 AM
Different strokes...

You get the picture...there are pleanty of freaks out there...it just makes us look sane :)