The story so far...

[z3n]

I played a game once on a forum which was hilarious and fun.
Seems we have so many people in here with wicked senses of humour I thought I'd kick one off in here. Should be riotuously funny.

1.A person can only post 4 words, (-ahem-only 4 words-got it- :) ).

2.You cannot post again until someone has replied.

3.And finally - keep it clean, ( or at least try to, these are public ) :p

OK- I'll start and get the thread underway with it's standard begining.




Once upon a time..






.

[FastGame]

an old man went...

[phishhead]

to the CLEAN brothel...

[zipp51]

and decided to play...........

[PIPER]

with his new toy

[Conan]

Shirley who was very...

[petard]

serious, coughed up a

[rik]

big fat hair ball

[joshsiao]

which rolled and fell

[Dehcbad25]

down to her throat...

[z3n]

Toby, the bartender, exclaimed, "

[rik]

OH MY, Lady!...That

[SupaStar]

Once upon a time an old man went to the CLEAN brothel and decided to play with his new toy Shirley who was very serious, coughed up a big fat hair ball which rolled and fell down to her throat. Toby, the bartender, exclaimed, "OH MY, Lady!...That is a horrid sight!"

NB - This story makes no sense :p

[PIPER]

what on earth did.....

[rik]

Shirley think? "Well I

[cmputrskillme]

thought that tickle was

[petard]

something I shouldn't have

[Dehcbad25]

felt stronger than before ...

[cash_site]

I changed into Myriam.

[cmputrskillme]

so, tell me something.....

[evil_fantast]

i did not know,...

[Ian58]

that, in time, I`d

[rik]

be snorting "blow", or

[petard]

eating Green eggs and

[Mousesk]

spam. Why would anyone

[cmputrskillme]

not want to touch

[petard]

my little brown monkey?!?!?

[rik]

:up: :eek:

[SupaStar]

Because it smells like

[Conan]

A dead rat, that...

[z3n]

in baked beans. Anyway,

[SupaStar]

I've always wanted to

[cash_site]

go deep-sea diving for...

[Dehcbad25]

a huge keg of beer.

[rik]

Then the old Man

[petard]

farted, and it smelled...

[cash_site]

like rotten squid ink...

[PIPER]

that just passed through...

[z3n]

a dead dehydrated camels ..

[SupaStar]

you know what. Later,

[rik]

the Bartender and Myriam

[petard]

danced a happy jig.

[Conan]

followed by hot steamy...

[rik]

espresso which they shared.

[petard]

"My those are big

[Dwarf]

Boobies! May I Please

[cmputrskillme]

mugs you have sir

[z3n]

Suddenly another man entered

[SupaStar]

He was an odd

[PIPER]

sort you could say

[petard]

because he sold contraceptives

[rik]

to young Tomato Worms.

[FastGame]

The old man shook

[cmputrskillme]

his winkie and said

[petard]

little pig, little pig

[rik]

what a hairy pink

[Stripe]

wart you have. May

[petard]

paint it with a

[rik]

brushy tailed snapper that

[z3n]

fits on the end of

[SupaStar]

stick, you little maggot!

[PIPER]

this might help you....

[petard]

clear your groin rash.

[rik]

Then Myriam reached down

[SupaStar]

and rubbed that little

[petard]

thing which resembles a

[Liquidhail]

reckon I cant rightly

[petard]

pick a nose hair.

[cash_site]

Myriam bent over backwards...

[z3n]

and shouted, "I can...

[Conan]

Lie on my back...

[petard]

"Pinch me! Pinch me!"

[FastGame]

please Daddy! I'm a

[PIPER]

little itch wanting so.....

[rik]

badly to be scratched!!

[petard]

Meanwhile, back at the

[z3n]

supermarket, a hooded man

[cardriver]

bent over and stroked

[Conan]

his monkey but someone

[rik]

saw him and reported

[cardriver]

that his trousers were

[SupaStar]

far too tight to

[FastGame]

contain a wild monkey

[PIPER]

but little did they...

[rik]

know, Superman using his

[cardriver]

harsh fungus foot odor

[petard]

crushed the evil RIAA!

[phishhead]

Then Mr. Bill Gates

[Conan]

pulled down his pants

[phishhead]

then kissed steve job's

[rik]

apples that had been

[petard]

proven useless and ineffective.

[cardriver]

compared to that of

[SupaStar]

a giant sea turtle.

[petard]

Then the boiler bursted!!!

[FastGame]

Myriam gasped and went

[phishhead]

to pick her boils

[petard]

Time to roll a

[z3n]

a big five paper

[rik]

enchilada and give it

[petard]

to the poor old

[joshsiao]

man who doesn't deserve

[cardriver]

fuzz from a naval!

[rik]

Instead the Bartender and

[petard]

his 12 inch pianist

[FastGame]

invited Myriam over for

[rik]

a cocktail and maybe

[Conan]

a cock or two

[rik]

:eek: :cool:

[PIPER]

if she liked chicken...... ;)

[z3n]

But Myriam prefered cockatoo (http://cockatoo.webhostme.com/)


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;)

[PIPER]

smiling to herself, off.......

[rik]

She went to find

[z3n]

Fishneck Johnson the famous...

[Conan]

porn star with huge

[FastGame]

bait bags and rod.

[rik]

To Recap:

Once upon a time an old man went to the CLEAN brothel and decided to play with his new toy Shirley who was very serious, coughed up a big fat hair ball which rolled and fell down to her throat. Toby, the bartender, exclaimed, "OH MY, Lady!...That is a horrid sight!"
What on earth did Shirley think? "Well I thought that tickle was something I shouldn't have felt stronger than before I changed into Myriam. So, tell me something I did not know, that, in time, I`d be snorting "blow", or eating Green eggs and spam. Why would anyone not want to touch my little brown monkey?!?!? Because it smells like A dead rat, that in baked beans. Anyway, I've always wanted to go deep-sea diving for a huge keg of beer. Then the old Man farted, and it smelled like rotten squid ink that just passed through a dead dehydrated camels you know what. Later, the Bartender and Myriam danced a happy jig followed by hot steamy espresso which they shared.
"My those are big mugs you have Sir". Suddenly another man entered. He was an odd sort you could say because he sold contraceptives to young Tomato Worms. The old man shook his winkie and said "little pig, little pig, what a hairy pink wart you have. May I paint it with a brushy tailed snapper that fits on the end of a stick, you little maggot! This might help you clear your groin rash." Then Myriam reached down and rubbed that little thing which resembles a, reckon I cant rightly pick a nose hair. Myriam bent over backwards and shouted, "I can Lie on my back. Pinch me! Pinch me! Please Daddy! I'm a little itch wanting so badly to be scratched!! Meanwhile, back at the supermarket, a hooded man bent over and stroked his monkey but someone saw him and reported that his trousers were far too tight to contain a wild monkey. But little did they know, Superman using his harsh fungus foot odor crushed the evil RIAA! Then Mr. Bill Gates pulled down his pants then kissed steve job's apples that had been proven useless and ineffective compared to that of a giant sea turtle. Then the boiler bursted!!! Myriam gasped and went to pick her boils. Time to roll a a big five paper enchilada and give it to the poor old man who doesn't deserve fuzz from a naval! Instead the Bartender and his 12 inch pianist invited Myriam over for a cocktail and maybe a cock or two. But Myriam prefered cockatoo. Smiling to herself, off She went to find Fishneck Johnson the famous porn star with huge bait bags and rod.

[cardriver]

who likes to use

[Conan]

Myriam for sex nightly

[rik]

because he can't get

[z3n]

potato wedges to stick

[PIPER]

:eek: to the walls of....

[phishhead]

the red snapper then...

[joshsiao]

he realised that he

[rik]

was wearing his boyfriends...

[SupaStar]

great big green suspenders.