lynchknot
July 18th, 2004, 22:14 PM
hehehe - what a gimmick - http://www.jrwhipple.com/mk5.html
Guaranteed Virus Free for Life! If the Mark-V ever gets a Virus, Trojan, Worm, or other virus-like malady, we will fix it free, for as long as you own the Mark-V computer.
No other computer company has as much faith in their products as J.R. Whipple & Associates. We guaranty that our Mark-V will never get a virus, and if it does, we will fix it for free, and not lose as much as one byte of your valuable data. Ask any other computer company if they will guaranty their products against getting a virus, and they will probably just laugh at you.
If you are tired of slow computers that crash and hang all the time, maybe its time you move up to real precision machine. The Mark-V is The Best Computer on Earth!
I enjoy this line: will never get a virus, and if it does
Guaranteed Virus Free for Life! If the Mark-V ever gets a Virus, Trojan, Worm, or other virus-like malady, we will fix it free, for as long as you own the Mark-V computer.
No other computer company has as much faith in their products as J.R. Whipple & Associates. We guaranty that our Mark-V will never get a virus, and if it does, we will fix it for free, and not lose as much as one byte of your valuable data. Ask any other computer company if they will guaranty their products against getting a virus, and they will probably just laugh at you.
If you are tired of slow computers that crash and hang all the time, maybe its time you move up to real precision machine. The Mark-V is The Best Computer on Earth!
I enjoy this line: will never get a virus, and if it does