New Toys for BB

[piaqt]

New Phones Turn into Golf Clubs, Toy Guns (http://tlc.discovery.com/news/afp/20050131/phone.html?ct=338.678116249902)

AFP
Feb. 1, 2005 — Subway commuters could get more energetic in Japan through a new motion-sensitive mobile telephone equipped with games that will let people on the move practice their golf swings or shoot up monsters.

The local branch of British mobile giant Vodafone on Monday unveiled the V603SH, billed as the first phone in Japan to respond to movements, which will let users perform basic mobile functions through programmed shakes and jerks.

(that would be cybermilk and chicken, respectively) :D

[Big Booger]

Women have had some toys of their own here for a while.. hehehe.. ;) Hence the term "vibrate mode" LOL

[PIPER]

Women have had some toys of their own here for a while.. hehehe.. ;) Hence the term "vibrate mode" LOL

Let me guess where they carry that..... :eek: did I say that.....wah ha ha :D

[Big Booger]

Let me guess where they carry that..... :eek: did I say that.....wah ha ha :D

muwahahahaha... :D

[Conan]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/media/380.jpg

A 20-year-old Taiwanese woman had to have a mobile phone surgically removed from her back passage after a sex game went horribly wrong.

According to a report by PA doctors in Taipei eventually managed to get the phone - a Nokia 8850 - out and said kinky sex games with her boyfriend has led to the rectal rumpus. Why a phone? Well, the vibrate function is definitely thought to have something to do with it. Whose phone? We cannot be sure whether she coveted her own phone or her boyfriend's. Or whether it was damaged in the ordeal (apart from olfactorially)

We believe this is the first public case of a mobile phone being used for such gratification. Well, internally anyway. And advances in miniaturisation have certainly made anal insertion a more practical possibility.

Our resident sexual freak, Dr Ping Reece had this to say over the matter. "She made a good choice in Nokia's 8850. Light, compact and with a smooth finish that will reduce the frictional effects. The vibrate is a good, deep shake as opposed to some modern phones that twitter rather than moan. It also has a slide down panel, which has helped me out with a few difficult extrications, I can tell you." ®

source: :arrow: The Register (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/14/woman_gets_mobile_phone_stuck/)

[Big Booger]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/media/380.jpg

A 20-year-old Taiwanese woman had to have a mobile phone surgically removed from her back passage after a sex game went horribly wrong.

According to a report by PA doctors in Taipei eventually managed to get the phone - a Nokia 8850 - out and said kinky sex games with her boyfriend has led to the rectal rumpus. Why a phone? Well, the vibrate function is definitely thought to have something to do with it. Whose phone? We cannot be sure whether she coveted her own phone or her boyfriend's. Or whether it was damaged in the ordeal (apart from olfactorially)

We believe this is the first public case of a mobile phone being used for such gratification. Well, internally anyway. And advances in miniaturisation have certainly made anal insertion a more practical possibility.

Our resident sexual freak, Dr Ping Reece had this to say over the matter. "She made a good choice in Nokia's 8850. Light, compact and with a smooth finish that will reduce the frictional effects. The vibrate is a good, deep shake as opposed to some modern phones that twitter rather than moan. It also has a slide down panel, which has helped me out with a few difficult extrications, I can tell you." ®

source: :arrow: The Register (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/14/woman_gets_mobile_phone_stuck/)


nasty...

[Mousesk]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/media/380.jpg

A 20-year-old Taiwanese woman had to have a mobile phone surgically removed from her back passage after a sex game went horribly wrong.

According to a report by PA doctors in Taipei eventually managed to get the phone - a Nokia 8850 - out and said kinky sex games with her boyfriend has led to the rectal rumpus. Why a phone? Well, the vibrate function is definitely thought to have something to do with it. Whose phone? We cannot be sure whether she coveted her own phone or her boyfriend's. Or whether it was damaged in the ordeal (apart from olfactorially)

We believe this is the first public case of a mobile phone being used for such gratification. Well, internally anyway. And advances in miniaturisation have certainly made anal insertion a more practical possibility.

Our resident sexual freak, Dr Ping Reece had this to say over the matter. "She made a good choice in Nokia's 8850. Light, compact and with a smooth finish that will reduce the frictional effects. The vibrate is a good, deep shake as opposed to some modern phones that twitter rather than moan. It also has a slide down panel, which has helped me out with a few difficult extrications, I can tell you." ®

source: :arrow: The Register (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/14/woman_gets_mobile_phone_stuck/)


There's no way that's an acutal picture, is it?? Either way, wow. If she has a cell phone couldn't she afford real toys?
When good sex games go bad. I'm thinking that's going to be a new reality show on Fox or something, huh?

[phishhead]

hey pia want me to call you on your cell. ;)

[piaqt]

When good sex games go bad. I'm thinking that's going to be a new reality show on Fox or something, huh?
For Fox, that's not even a new low. @phish: OK! :D

[cash_site]

Originally I thought Conan was going to post the other Nokia Phone advert from a few weeks back... ;)

@phish, if she doesnt answer, just keep redialing... :D

[piaqt]

Originally I thought Conan was going to post the other Nokia Phone advert from a few weeks back... ;)

@phish, if she doesnt answer, just keep redialing... :D
cash, just because I've blocked your calls doesn't mean I'd block phish's. :p

[hotmale]

@phish, if she doesnt answer, just keep redialing... :D:p

Great find, Conan! :thumbsup:

[egghead]

i think the pic is photoshoped

you can read the brand of phone......:confused:

[hotmale]

i think the pic is photoshoped

you can read the brand of phone......:confused:That's definitely a fake because the phone is placed just like it looks in the ads - the same angle with the cover slided down.

[hotmale]

...

Now look here. The above picture is something that we knocked up in the office. If you check out the description it says "Artist's impression of what doctors might have seen". Of course it's not a real X-ray. It wasn't even meant to look like a real X-ray. It was a visual gag, a joke. The story, however, is true. Do you see what we've done now?

Incidentally, our technical correctness is indisputable. That is an X-ray of the relevant area. The phone actually is the Nokia 8550 and that is sort of the position that the phone would have been in, although probably not in such a beautifully posed way.

[cash_site]

cash, just because I've blocked your calls doesn't mean I'd block phish's. :p
ohh... that was low... and I was going to take you to sicily for the weekend too :p

That phone must have hurt though, its small but is pushed right up against the back bone... ouch.

LOL, is the Snake game being played on the screen :confused:

[piaqt]

OK, I unblocked you. Happy now? Good. As for the phone, how desperate must one be to do something that dumb?

[cash_site]

thx :msnwink:

All I can say http://img134.exs.cx/img134/8674/9m122dl.jpg

Anyone get upset their G/f needs more ... err... attention ??

[piaqt]

thx :msnwink:

All I can say http://img134.exs.cx/img134/8674/9m122dl.jpg

Anyone get upset their G/f needs more ... err... attention ??
More plastic surgery.

[piaqt]

MasterCard Uses Cell Phones to Fight Fraud
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1093&e=1&u=/pcworld/20050209/tc_pcworld/119621

...but hopefully, not the one that got stuck.