Big Booger
February 26th, 2005, 07:36 AM
I was thinking about my childhood today and just started laughing as I thought about all the crazy tomfoolery I and my brothers used to get into... wacky stuff.. everything from "hay bale exploration" to "hide and go seek with three wheelers and ATVs"...
And one story in particular cracked me up.
Back when I and my brother were about 8 years old, we were standing outside in the freezing cold Indiana afternoon. Back then I lived in a small house surrounded by cornfields. We were standing outside waiting on the school bus and my brother gets this idea to have a pissing contest. So I told him, Ok I go first and we can see who can get it the highest.
So I whip out my taco, and spray a stream about a half foot taller than myself.. I am quite proud and my brother was looking tense.. He was worried that he'd loose yet again... he and I competed over everything.. from boxing matches to the longest shot on our basketball goal my dad put up on an old oak tree near our house... you name it he and I were arch rivals.
Well my brother pulls out his whacker and goes to town.. He must have held a solid stream for about a minute or so.. at first it didn't go that far.. but soon I look over and he is pissing over the top of my dad's van.. I almost shit.. I kid you not, he was squirting piss all over that van.. and got up enough pressure to go over the top in a semi-arch... it was the funniest thing I had ever seen... I cracked up and he and I still talk about that time whenever we get together... "Hey you remember that time you pissed over the van?" then the story just goes on from there..
Any of you have any crazy stories from when you was a kid? I think it might be interesting to read.
And one story in particular cracked me up.
Back when I and my brother were about 8 years old, we were standing outside in the freezing cold Indiana afternoon. Back then I lived in a small house surrounded by cornfields. We were standing outside waiting on the school bus and my brother gets this idea to have a pissing contest. So I told him, Ok I go first and we can see who can get it the highest.
So I whip out my taco, and spray a stream about a half foot taller than myself.. I am quite proud and my brother was looking tense.. He was worried that he'd loose yet again... he and I competed over everything.. from boxing matches to the longest shot on our basketball goal my dad put up on an old oak tree near our house... you name it he and I were arch rivals.
Well my brother pulls out his whacker and goes to town.. He must have held a solid stream for about a minute or so.. at first it didn't go that far.. but soon I look over and he is pissing over the top of my dad's van.. I almost shit.. I kid you not, he was squirting piss all over that van.. and got up enough pressure to go over the top in a semi-arch... it was the funniest thing I had ever seen... I cracked up and he and I still talk about that time whenever we get together... "Hey you remember that time you pissed over the van?" then the story just goes on from there..
Any of you have any crazy stories from when you was a kid? I think it might be interesting to read.