Big Booger
March 22nd, 2006, 12:57 PM
A 75-year-old grandad has become a porn star in Russia after wandering into a porn movie audition by mistake, Ananova said Wednesday.
David Bozdoganov wandered into the Gorodcki production company studios after mistaking posters for new erotic actors as an advert for a muscle man show.
Director Alexander Plahov said: “We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples simulating sex on stage when I saw this old guy standing at the back.
”I wandered over to ask him to leave, but then I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. I thought, “This could be an original idea”.
“And I was so right — all the movies we’ve made with David have been huge successes.”
The pensioner’s biggest hits have been The Old Neighbor and The Handyman at Work.
But Plahov added: “His female co-stars always complain because David believes in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it on his erection before a scene, so it’s rather smelly.”
http://mosnews.com/news/2006/03/22/grandpa.shtml
I say live "long" and prosper.
David Bozdoganov wandered into the Gorodcki production company studios after mistaking posters for new erotic actors as an advert for a muscle man show.
Director Alexander Plahov said: “We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples simulating sex on stage when I saw this old guy standing at the back.
”I wandered over to ask him to leave, but then I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. I thought, “This could be an original idea”.
“And I was so right — all the movies we’ve made with David have been huge successes.”
The pensioner’s biggest hits have been The Old Neighbor and The Handyman at Work.
But Plahov added: “His female co-stars always complain because David believes in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it on his erection before a scene, so it’s rather smelly.”
http://mosnews.com/news/2006/03/22/grandpa.shtml
I say live "long" and prosper.