Serene Japanese Computer Messages

[PIPER]

The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working.
Windows is like that........:p
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?............:p
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
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Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.....:mad:
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.......:eek:
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Screen. Mind.
Both are blank.........:confused:

[cash_site]

Curtius, yet assertive :D

I bow to you, to get my sword! :p

[ashish]

hehe these ae defnitely very funny.. good share :)

[z3n]

Very soothing I like:
"You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
This page is not here."

~ very nice. :)