petard
June 26th, 2006, 18:20 PM
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that
you are blind -that you know five things:
#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 -The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
#4 -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
#5 -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that
you are blind -that you know five things:
#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 -The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
#4 -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
#5 -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."