An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids...

[petard]

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"

The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"

[rik]

:drum:

[Big Booger]

That's harsh. But funny!

[Kane]

:whs:

:drum:
:confused:

[MartyW]

Ha Ha thats very funny

[zipp51]

How ugly was she? Why she was so ugly she had marks on her from being poked with 10 foot poles.:D