Big Booger
September 19th, 2006, 03:19 AM
After several posts on sainted nuns and the Pope, it's time to cleanse your palate with a crack *****:
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"A T-shirt decorated with the words ''Crack *****' costs $16.95 on the Internet.
Maggie Williams considers this, her head tilted like a confused terrier.
'Who would buy that?' she asks in a raspy voice. `That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.'
Maggie states this with authority. She has spent nearly half her 52 years selling sex acts to earn cash for crack, five bucks at a time."
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Famous in these parts due to her longevity, Maggie even has a video-interview out. She's pretty funny in it too, in a crack-whorish sort of way.
Unfortunately, the first 30 seconds of the video are of the punks who interviewed her: after that, it's Maggie's show.
WARNING: The following video is NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR FAMILY!
:video: Video: Scaggie Maggie (http://www.vimeo.com/clip:102970)
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"A T-shirt decorated with the words ''Crack *****' costs $16.95 on the Internet.
Maggie Williams considers this, her head tilted like a confused terrier.
'Who would buy that?' she asks in a raspy voice. `That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.'
Maggie states this with authority. She has spent nearly half her 52 years selling sex acts to earn cash for crack, five bucks at a time."
**
Famous in these parts due to her longevity, Maggie even has a video-interview out. She's pretty funny in it too, in a crack-whorish sort of way.
Unfortunately, the first 30 seconds of the video are of the punks who interviewed her: after that, it's Maggie's show.
WARNING: The following video is NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR FAMILY!
:video: Video: Scaggie Maggie (http://www.vimeo.com/clip:102970)