Microsoft Thanks(?) Office Beta Testers

[piaqt]

From the letter sent to beta testers by the Microsoft Office Team:
Enclosed, please find a small token of our appreciation for the time and effort you gave us as a technical Beta tester. We hope you will display it proudly and realize how very much we appreciate you.

And said enclosure? A Powerpoint document, proclaiming "Certificate of Appreciation". Printed on a PC printer. Ink jet striations and all.

"Small token?" Try minuscule.

[cash_site]

better than a hand-shake from BGates - imagine how dirty his millions would be! :p

[piaqt]

Billions.

[petard]

You can hang it on the bottom of a bird cage.

[piaqt]

Use it to clean up after my dog.