Thor
June 23rd, 2003, 21:54 PM
A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells
to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir,
you should know five things....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional wrestler.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
Now think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell
that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says,
"Nah.... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells
to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir,
you should know five things....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional wrestler.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
Now think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell
that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says,
"Nah.... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."