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Big Booger
December 5th, 2003, 04:51 AM
Scientists in Herferdshire, England, Thursday announced the discovery of a 425-million-year-old fossilized penis, the oldest of its kind.

The ancient penis belonged to an ostrocod, a water-flea that can be found in ponds today, the London Telegraph reported.

The fossil was preserved in volcanic ash at an undisclosed site that was once part of an ancient ocean.

The previous oldest specimen was 240 million years old.

Professor David Siveter of the University of Leicester said in the journal, Science, that it is extremely rare to find a fossil with so much soft tissue detail.

The penis of an ostracod can be as much as a third of the size of its entire body, scientists said.

It has been named Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "astounding swimmer with a large penis."

Leave it up to the British to find the oldest dick in the world. :D

http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20031204-104600-8189r.htm

efc
December 5th, 2003, 12:47 PM
What is this - a little penis envy Mr. Booger? :D

egghead
December 5th, 2003, 19:11 PM
didnt one of our members try penis before?

it was the dry variety...

i think.


hmm

ah hell

nevermind

Big Booger
December 5th, 2003, 23:45 PM
Originally posted by efc
What is this - a little penis envy Mr. Booger? :D

mwahahahaha
:D

Yeah egg, I think some member had penis soup or something.
:P

rik
December 6th, 2003, 00:07 AM
ooo...wasn't it LK??

lynchknot
December 6th, 2003, 01:00 AM
grrrrrr - :p Hey, I was wondering, did they say it was it hard? er... I mean fossilized? lol

phishhead
December 6th, 2003, 02:24 AM
yeah I saw it...it was hard as a rock til the wife came in.:D

rik
December 6th, 2003, 02:39 AM
LMAO...:rofl2: