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who me?
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire
engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your
car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying
at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the
same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
situation?
Answer:
Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk
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Conversely, think outside the box :-
Speed Up - Run over pig - Stop quickly & pick up carcass - throw remains up (sharply) at helicopter - fill boot with chops etc - rush home & transfer to freezer.
Know which I prefer :D
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Colonel Mustard, in the Conservatory, with a candle stick.
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Guess Who? Big brown eyes, little goatee, top hat?! LOL...