Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
graduation,
get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be
executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they
did
the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is
asked if she has any last words.
She says, "I just graduated from Baylor University and believe in the
almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I
just graduated from the University of Texas School of Law and I believe
in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all
immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release
her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from Texas
A&M University and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute
nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
hehehe, My grandmother sent this to me. :D
