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    guy walks into a bar with a monkey.....

    stop me if you've heard this one already...

    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
    while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the
    place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,
    then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the
    pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and
    swallows it whole.
    The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
    just did?"

    The guy says, "No, what?"

    "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the
    bartender.

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats
    everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball
    and stuff."

    He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

    Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with
    him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the
    bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a
    maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,
    pulls it out, and eats it.

    The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did
    now?"

    "Now what?" asks the patron.

    "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it
    out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still
    eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue
    ball he measures everything first!"

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    hehe, ewww.

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    LoL !

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    he he, dual mode visual....funny, but disgusting. but funny! (the guys'll get it) ~s

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    Lol

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