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    O.J. Simpson stealing satellite television signals from DirecTV

    http://www.nbc10.com/sports/4773735/detail.html

    O.J. Simpson was fined $25,000 for stealing satellite television signals from DirecTV.

    In a raid on Simpson's Miami home in 2001, federal agents seized illegal devices known as "bootloaders" that authorities said were used to steal television programming.



    According to David Letterman, OJ's lawyers advised him to plead guilty because they couldn't find anything to rhyme with "Satellite".

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    He'll get off

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    I thought the punch line was pretty funny.

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    Is anyone really surprised?

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    not really, cuz he was already accused for murdering his wife wasnt he?

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    You guys not listening - "OJ's lawyers advised him to plead guilty because they couldn't find anything to rhyme with "Satellite"

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