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    Platinum+ Member veronica's Avatar
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    Women's dating rules

    WHITE WOMEN
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
    missionary position.

    IRISH WOMEN
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have
    sex.

    ITALIAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
    restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
    spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
    insists on a 3-carat ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together &
    hate the thought of having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

    JEWISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never
    get head again.


    CHINESE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
    nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive
    dinner. Nothing happens
    again.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
    you already realized nothing is going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN
    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive
    dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
    real expensive dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

    MEXICAN WOMEN
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
    on Tequila, and
    have sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother,
    father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother,
    all of their kids, her grandma, her father's
    girlfriend's mother, her two
    cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on
    rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice,
    but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

    DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

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    HaHa! good one

    Yes I like Irish women, I also like single Jewish women, white women, first date Mexican women and I think your wrong about those Chinese women

    What are you ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FastGame
    HaHa! good one

    Yes I like Irish women, I also like single Jewish women, white women, first date Mexican women and I think your wrong about those Chinese women

    What are you ?
    The only category I fit is white.

    A woman emailed me this. I'm glad someone read it.

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    LOL... Funny stuff...

    The Indian woman bit was so true...

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    rohitk, you're too young for drinking and getting married.

    stick with the jewish girls, on the third date tell them the 1st & 2nd date wasn't very good, get them too practice more on the 3rd, 4th & 5th dates

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    Great idea... But you don't find too many jewish girls in India...

    I'm stuck with the Indian type

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    Quote Originally Posted by FastGame
    rohitk, you're too young for drinking and getting married.

    stick with the jewish girls, on the third date tell them the 1st & 2nd date wasn't very good, get them too practice more on the 3rd, 4th & 5th dates

    Sounds good to me!!


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