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    Jokes to offend everyone.

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
    Juan on Juan[/center][/center]

    What is a Yankee?
    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


    What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
    The position of the dirt bag


    Why is divorce so expensive?
    Because it's worth it.


    What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
    Doughnuts?


    Why is air a lot like sex?
    Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any


    What do you call a smart blonde?
    A golden retriever.


    What do attorneys use for birth control?
    Their personalities.


    What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
    45 lbs


    What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
    45 minutes


    What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
    Through his chest with a sharp knife.


    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
    Because those men already have boyfriends.


    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you


    What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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    What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


    What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
    "Are you sure it's mine?"


    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    Mace will do that to you.


    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
    Everyone has the same DNA.


    Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    Breasts don't have eyes.


    Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
    He walks around saying "Yo."


    Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A different bar.


    Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
    They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

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    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A speech impediment.


    What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
    They're hiring.


    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".


    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!


    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    A northern fairytale begins "Once uponatime" ...A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

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    Thanks for the laugh

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    What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    Mace will do that to you.

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    good ones V.....but I like yoer sig better...wah ha ha.

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    Her sig is actually a self portriat Piper...Pretty impressive huh? ;-)

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