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    Three Women

    Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
    graduation,
    get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be
    executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they
    did
    the night before.

    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is
    asked if she has any last words.

    She says, "I just graduated from Baylor University and believe in the
    almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

    They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
    prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I
    just graduated from the University of Texas School of Law and I believe
    in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."

    They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all
    immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release
    her.

    The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from Texas
    A&M University and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
    Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute
    nobody if you don't plug this thing in."


    hehehe, My grandmother sent this to me.

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    Nobody knows I'm a dog. TZ Veteran petard's Avatar
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    What? No obligatory lesbian love scene?

    Many thanks to egghead for the cool .sig

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    Old and Cranky Super Moderator rik's Avatar
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    Why dey alwayz gotta beez from Tejas?

    At least j00 gotz da sc00lz right

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    The Beast Master TZ Veteran PIPER's Avatar
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    yee haw.....lol....jk rik.

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    Ah yes, another smart Blonde! HELP US !

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    Quote Originally Posted by petard
    What? No obligatory lesbian love scene?
    You were waiting for that too

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