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    Super Moderator Super Moderator Big Booger's Avatar
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    Question Another take on "You might be a redneck"

    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
    reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
    family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists
    who
    threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
    Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.
    I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your
    redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...


    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by
    the phrase, "One nation, under God."


    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
    Commandments posted in public places.


    You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of
    "Winter
    Festival."


    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.


    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your
    heart
    when they play the National Anthem.


    You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect,
    and always have.


    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.


    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't
    afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids
    to do the same.


    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.


    God Bless the USA!

    Sent to me via my grandmother and email.

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    The Beast Master TZ Veteran PIPER's Avatar
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    Amen bro.....great post...

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    Old and Cranky Super Moderator rik's Avatar
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    I guess I must be a redneck.

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    knee-ver had an identity crisis. I'm 100%.....

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