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    Norad prepares to track Santa

    In keeping with the spirit of Christmas the North American Aerospace Defence Command (Norad), based under Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado, will be tracking Santa's sleigh on Christmas eve and displaying his progress on its Santa website.

    Billions of dollars worth of high-tech radar equipment in stations spread across the US and Canada will follow Santa on his route around the globe before finishing the job in Hawaii on Christmas morning.

    Santa will have a military escort for much of his flight. "Canadian Norad fighter pilots, flying the CF-18, take off out of Newfoundland to intercept and welcome Santa to North America," says the site.

    "Then at numerous locations in Canada other CF-18 fighter pilots escort Santa, while in the US American Norad fighter pilots in either the F-15 or F-16 get the thrill of flying with Santa and the famous reindeers Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph."

    About a dozen Norad fighters in Canada and the US are equipped with Santa Cams, and intelligence from previous tracking missions has revealed that Santa has "a generous girth, rosy cheeks from sleigh riding in cold weather, and a flowing white beard and hair".

    View: NORAD Tracks Santa homepage

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    bunch-o-ho ho hoes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rik
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    bunch-o-ho ho hoes...
    You're a:

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    Target Practice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rik
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    bunch-o-ho ho hoes...
    What happend to the other TWO Raindeer that should also be pulling that sled. I think that front pair should be DASHER and DANCER.

    As I think I do recognize, PRANCER, VIXEN, COMET, CUPID, DONDER and BLITZEN. But I am glad that left that good for nothing Rudolph at home!

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    BB got to 'em in his Amateur pron Home video...They are now to embarassed to fly...

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    Well, I guess as long as the video turned out good, though I will wonder who got on top...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denyse
    Well, I guess as long as the video turned out good, though I will wonder who got on top...
    It stars rik, and they don't call him "PeeWee" for nothing. Rudolph makes good use of that red nose too.. rik enjoyed it thoroughly.

    Look for it at your neighborhood naughty video shop. Reinqueers II is the title. LOL

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