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    Voted Australia's joke of the year..

    Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling,
    this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

    His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that's a
    sheep, you idiot."

    The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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    1. I thought that title went to Russell Crowe.
    2. Which century? O-L-D. But funny. Anyway, that prediliction is more Kiwi than Ozzie.

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
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    This is why I love you so much!

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    I thought it was pretty funny, and I'd never heard it before. I must not be as old as pia...


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    LOL

    I thought it was a good one....didn't shoot water outta my nose from laughing too hard but it made em chuckle

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    Quote Originally Posted by rik
    I thought it was pretty funny, and I'd never heard it before. I must not be as old as pia...

    Nor anywhere near as wise. Or cute.

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
    love, piaqt

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    Yes. You are both wise and cute














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    She who must be obeyed Super Moderator piaqt's Avatar
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    Takes one to know one.

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
    love, piaqt

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    Yeah funny stuff... really fun!

    Dont talk about our girls like!

    LOL, only we can joke about the sheeps and pigs

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    S-l-o-w.

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
    love, piaqt

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