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    Things to do when bored at Wal-mart

    Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
    is taking their sweet time:

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
    carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
    rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows fro! m the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
    'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
    pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
    "Mission Impossible" theme.

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
    different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
    "PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
    the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    ( And; last, but not least!)

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
    and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

    Now send this to at least 7 people that you know; and.....they WILL laugh!


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    Funny stuff.
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    awesome list BB!!

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    LOL that is a good list try a few of them Numbers 1,2,9,and 15 i dont think they found 15 funny at all but i got a good ROFL on it

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