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    Titanium Member TZ Veteran Denyse's Avatar
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    That Loving Feeling

    A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

    "Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"

    The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it .... and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.

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    Old and Cranky Super Moderator rik's Avatar
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    If I laugh to hard my wife will want to know whats funny...


    *smirking happily*

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    Nice, my partner will love that one

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    lmao, men should take that as a warning
    Knowledge indeed is power;
    Wisdom is knowing whether or not to act on Knowledge.

    Speech is
    silver,but silence is golden.....
    Blondie

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