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    Serene Japanese Computer Messages

    The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
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    Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.
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    Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
    You ask far too much.
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    Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.
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    Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working.
    Windows is like that........
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    Your file was so big.
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.
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    Stay the patient course.
    Of little worth is your ire.
    The network is down.
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    A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
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    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred?............
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    You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.
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    Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
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    Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.....
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    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.......
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    Screen. Mind.
    Both are blank.........

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    Curtius, yet assertive

    I bow to you, to get my sword!

    --- 0wN3D by 3gG ---

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    hehe these ae defnitely very funny.. good share
    Cheers,
    Bringing The Humanity Back Into Computing

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    Very soothing I like:
    "You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
    This page is not here."


    ~ very nice.

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.~ Groucho

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