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    Silver Member cmputrskillme's Avatar
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    Talking Ed Zachary Disease

    I got a kick out of this one......don't know if it's been around or not but it's too funny when you say it out loud!

    Subject: Ed Zachary Disease

    A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
    or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
    wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
    well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
    your crose."
    The woman did as she was told.

    "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
    Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

    Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
    As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.

    "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever
    see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

    The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary

    Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied,

    "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.

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    Old and Cranky Super Moderator rik's Avatar
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    got a good laugh from that one.....thanks.....

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