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    Platinum+ Member z3n's Avatar
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    Adult themes

    Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big!
    I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

    With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the BBQ and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

    "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

    The wife chooses to ignore her husband.

    Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

    "What's wrong?" he asks.

    She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass BBQ for one little sausage?"

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.~ Groucho

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    Silver Member Linedawg's Avatar
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    LOL sounds like typical married life

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    nice one

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    Nobody knows I'm a dog. TZ Veteran petard's Avatar
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    Man, does that hit home!

    Many thanks to egghead for the cool .sig

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