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    A blind man enters a lesbian bar...

    A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
    stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
    the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
    falls absolutely quiet.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
    him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that
    you are blind -that you know five things:

    #1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
    #2 -The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    #3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    #4 -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
    #5 -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell
    that joke?

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
    declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

    Many thanks to egghead for the cool .sig

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    Succeded in braking Windo TZ Veteran Dehcbad25's Avatar
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    Lol

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    Here we go again...

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    Hehehehe.

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    oh no... Darwin award?!

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