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    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids...

    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
    The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"

    The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"

    "No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"

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    That's harsh. But funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rik View Post

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    Ha Ha thats very funny

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    How ugly was she? Why she was so ugly she had marks on her from being poked with 10 foot poles.
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