July 19th, 2006, 09:20 AM
The Beast Master
Management lesson of the day
Management Lesson For Today...
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged
to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give
you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..
The girl said, " NO."
Johnny said, " I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor; you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the
boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the
boyfriend called and asked what happened......
She said, "The bastard used quarters !"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed. ....
Last edited by PIPER; July 21st, 2006 at 07:48 AM.
July 19th, 2006, 10:20 AM
July 19th, 2006, 12:08 PM
My Name is....
very funny and very true. its always better to look at the big picture.
July 19th, 2006, 12:56 PM
Old and Cranky