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    Platinum+ Member z3n's Avatar
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    Talking Man wanted

    A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
    She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
    MUST NOT BEAT ME,
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
    AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.




    On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.

    He had no arms or legs.

    "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.

    "Just look at you ... you have no legs!"

    The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

    "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

    Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

    The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.~ Groucho

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    Nobody knows I'm a dog. TZ Veteran petard's Avatar
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    What do you call a guy with no arms nor legs and hangs around at the museum? Art!

    What do you call a guy with no arms nor legs and sits in a pile ove leaves? Russel!

    Many thanks to egghead for the cool .sig

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    What do you call a man with no arms or legs under a car? Jack

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs out in the ocean? Bob

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hot dog roll? Frank

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying in a ditch? Phil

    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

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    good ones...

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    Old and Cranky Super Moderator rik's Avatar
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    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of the door?


    Matt

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    Titanium Member TZ Veteran Denyse's Avatar
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    So you mean NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY ?

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    what would you do with a man who has no arms or legs..... .....use him for first base.....

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    political joke !

    Why did Monica turn republican?
    She said the dems left a bad taste in her mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluebaren View Post
    Why did Monica turn republican?
    She said the dems left a bad taste in her mouth.
    hahahahaha...

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    :d :d :d

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