The Rest:It may be one problem airline security officials never envisioned -- a passenger lighting matches in flight to mask odors from her flatulence.
The woman's actions resulted in an emergency landing on Monday in Nashville of an American Airlines flight bound for Dallas from Washington, D.C., said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for Nashville's airport.
Other passengers reported the odor of burned matches, but...
Imagine her face when they decided to land the plane and search it... "I had to fart, so I lit some matches to cover the smell".... dear god. Perhaps airplane lavatories aught to have air freshening?
Well to AMERICAN FARTLINES, the only plane where we make an emergency landing after a passenger farts and tries to cover it up with the odor of a burnt match. LMAO.