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    Top 10 Things Men Know About Women

    Top 10 Things Men Know About Women

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    1. They have breasts.

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    You're showing your age. That one's got penicillin growing on it.

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    Good one.

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    Top 10 Things Men Know About Women

    10.They cook my food
    9. They bring me beer
    8. They have breasts
    7. They have breasts
    6. They have breasts
    5. They clean the house
    4. They have breasts
    3. They have breasts
    2. They have breasts
    1. They have breasts.

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    She who must be obeyed Super Moderator piaqt's Avatar
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    Top 10 Things Women Know About Men.

    10.They can open stuck jars.
    9. But they don't.
    8. They like beer.
    7. They hog the remote.
    6. They pig up the house.
    5 through 1: They like breasts.

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    We leave the toilet seat up too. How come you women don't check first?

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    She needs ta stop er whinin and git back in the kitchen...




    Hurry up wit dem dishes woman!! an brang me a beer!

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    If your worst problem is "the toilet seat is up", you've got it easy. As for the dishes, rik, stand still so they'll hit you when I throw them. Beer, you're on your own.

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
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