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    How to speak and be politically correct

    How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct:
    1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
    2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
    3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
    4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
    5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
    6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

    How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct:
    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
    5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
    6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE

    Many thanks to egghead for the cool .sig

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    lol... good one petard!

    I think our liquid grain storage facility, is more like a 4 Silo stack warehouse!

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