From the letter sent to beta testers by the Microsoft Office Team:
And said enclosure? A Powerpoint document, proclaiming "Certificate of Appreciation". Printed on a PC printer. Ink jet striations and all.Enclosed, please find a small token of our appreciation for the time and effort you gave us as a technical Beta tester. We hope you will display it proudly and realize how very much we appreciate you.
"Small token?" Try minuscule.