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Thread: 25 Signs that You've Grown Up For Good

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    Gold Member harrytb's Avatar
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    25 Signs that You've Grown Up For Good

    25 Signs that You've Grown Up For Good

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of 'hook up' and 'break up.'

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'

    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
    won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You take naps.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
    pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good s**t.

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going to
    drink that much again.'

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
    instead of asking 'Oh s**t, what the hell happened?'

    Bonus :
    26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt; Then you forward it to a bunches of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it too.

    ill be back soon,
    just watching some paint dry.

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    Old and Cranky Super Moderator rik's Avatar
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    Watching Your every move...
    Well that was depressing...

    I need a nap.

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    She who must be obeyed Super Moderator piaqt's Avatar
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    1. You actually DO know your ass from your elbow.
    2. You don't give a rat's ass what others think of you.
    3. Serenity is more than an abstract concept.
    4. You've learned how to roll with the punches.
    5. You've learned to treasure those you are close to -- and to tell them so.
    6. You appreciate a much broader range of music.
    7. Good company is way more meaningful than new stuff on your birthday.
    8. You've learned to pick your battles.
    9. You've been around long enough to realize that shit happens, but doesn't last.
    10. You've learned to treasure yourself.

    To be continued, but you get the idea.

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
    love, piaqt

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    Gold Member harrytb's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by piaqt View Post
    [*]Serenity is more than an abstract concept.
    too true.

    ill be back soon,
    just watching some paint dry.

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