August 7th, 2008, 18:50 PM
English "Lord" puts life up for sale on eBay
An eccentric British millionaire has put his entire life up for sale on the Internet -- including his title of Lord of the Manor of Warleigh -- in the hope of converting his assets into cash.
David Piper, a hotelier who made headlines six years ago after advertising for a wife to become his "lady...
August 9th, 2008, 16:54 PM
She who must be obeyed
Once more, with feeling and 3-part harmony:
"There'll always be an England."
Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.