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    Democrat for five minutes

    This is not meant to be a violation to our rules to keep politics out of TZ. I just considered it to be a funny story to be shared with members and guests at TZ.
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    I was driving from Iowa City to Cedar Rapids the other day shen a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it was also flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

    The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"

    "Yes, I sure do," I replied.

    "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.

    "Republican," I replied.

    "Well, you can just go to hell," yelled the old man.

    Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

    The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blond. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. "Democrat," I shouted.

    "Hop in!" replied the blond.

    Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."

    She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.

    "What is the matter?" she asked.

    ""I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
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    And I thought my jokes were moldy oldies.

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    It is pretty good and I am not politically inclined

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    This reminds me of the joke, 'Clinton may have screwed a few women, but Bush screwed a whole nation.'

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    I just saw the trailer to the 'W' Movie...lol.

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    Worthless without pics! I heard from a 'friend' that this democrat lady was the model painted on the side of the plane

    http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/t...0212-85ow.html

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    Schwarchenegger must have the perfect life of a republican - he can screw a democrat every day...

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