This is not meant to be a violation to our rules to keep politics out of TZ. I just considered it to be a funny story to be shared with members and guests at TZ.
I was driving from Iowa City to Cedar Rapids the other day shen a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it was also flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to hell," yelled the old man.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blond. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. "Democrat," I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blond.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What is the matter?" she asked.
""I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."