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Thread: Bathroom Sayings

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    Super Moderator Super Moderator Big Booger's Avatar
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    Apr 2002

    Bathroom Sayings

    Here I sit, in the hall of vapors.
    Some darn fool done stole the papers.
    The bell has rung I must not linger.
    Look out ass here comes my finger.

    Here I sit in deadly vapor,
    Wishing for some toilet paper.
    How long, I wonder, must I linger,
    Before I'm forced to use my finger?

    Here I sit,
    In the vapor.
    Last guy in,
    Used all the paper!

    Here I sit, broken hearted
    Came to shit and only farted.
    Wasted a dime, but what the hell,
    At least I can sit, and enjoy the smell.

    Here I sit, broken hearted,
    Paid a dime and only farted.
    The next time I took a chance,
    Saved a dime and shit my pants.

    Here I sit lonely hearted,
    Tried to shit, but only farted.
    Back at my desk I take a chance,
    Tried to fart, but shit my pants.

    Some come here to sit and think,
    Some come here to shit and stink.
    I come here to scratch my balls,
    And read the writing on the walls.

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    She who must be obeyed Super Moderator piaqt's Avatar
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    Apr 2002
    Upon arising, what does Hamlet say?
    "To pee or not to pee, that is the question."

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
    love, piaqt

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