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    Cockney

    As some of you may know i was born in the East End of London.Which makes me a "Cockney".

    So i thought i'd post some links for phrases that i may sometimes use on the board,just incase you don't understand what i am typing.It's called "Cockney rhyming slang".

    http://www.aldertons.com/english-.htm

    http://www.bio.nrc.ca/cockney/view.html

    I've already taught Boogs A few phrases.

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    Talking

    Teaching English to the English teacher

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
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    *sniff*..im fillin up...just moved outta london ...this brings back memories....*sniff*


    just to prove spam works..i finally got here...hehe
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    Originally posted by Style
    just to prove spam works..i finally got here...hehe
    Hehe,good to see ya Style.
    Spam....don't know what you mean.


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    Man Im still trying to learn some of this, strange way of talking

    but I think I haven't got a scooby
    LOL
    love this one
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    Originally posted by Zero
    Man Im still trying to learn some of this, strange way of talking

    but I think I haven't got a scooby
    LOL
    love this one
    Hehe,you're getting the hang of it China Plate.

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    Thumbs down

    Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and double wrong!

    http://www.aldertons.com/english-.htm - Completely out of date

    http://www.bio.nrc.ca/cockney/view.html - Getting better, but also completely out of date

    Well in "my" generation at least and my older brother's that is 22, damn there old and nearly all of them i've never heard before

    My 58 year old mother actually got with the times and use's american slang words, she caught on as i was growing up

    LoooOOOoooL!

    A real shame, i was hoping these links would cover my slang words as well as rever's, nevermind...

    I'll have to make my *own* English/Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary, to keep people up to speed with the time's
    Last edited by GimieGimieGimie; June 17th, 2002 at 19:59 PM.

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    well heres a few to get u started (borrowed from another site and might be a bit "blue" for spme peeps so mods\admin please edit if u need to !!)

    AEROPLANE BLONDE
    One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

    AUSSIE KISS
    Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.

    BADLY PACKED KEBAB
    A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

    BEAVER LEAVER
    A homosexual.

    BREAKING THE SEAL
    Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

    BRITNEY SPEARS
    Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".

    BRUCE LEE
    Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).

    DOUBLE BASS
    A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

    DRINK-LINK
    A modern term for a cash point machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.

    ETCH-A-SKETCH
    Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously.

    FRIGMAROLE
    Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.


    GOING FOR A McSh1t
    Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McSh1t With Lies.

    GREYHOUND
    A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
    A vigorous masturbation session.

    JOHNNY-NO-STARS
    A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staffs at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

    MILLENIUM DOMES
    The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually F@ck-all in there worth seeing.

    MONKEY BATH
    A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!
    Aa!Aa!Aa!".

    MUMBLER
    An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you can see
    the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

    MYSTERY BUS
    The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
    toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
    people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    MYSTERY TAXI
    The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

    NBR (No Beers Required)
    Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.

    NELSON MANDELA
    Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

    ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE
    The need to defecate imminently.

    PEARL HARBOUR
    Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.

    PICASSO @rse
    A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
    got 4 buttocks.

    RAGMAN'S COAT
    Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit but
    I bet she's got a kebab like a ragman's coat!"

    RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE
    To defecate e.g. " I've got one in the departure lounge, so I'm just
    nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".

    SALAD DODGER
    An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

    SKIN-CHIMNEY - see BADLY PACKED KEBAB

    SPERM WAIL
    A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.

    STARFISH TROOPER or @rseTRONAUT
    a homosexual.

    SWAMP-DONKEY
    A deeply unattractive woman.

    TART FUEL or BITCH PISS
    Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

    TEN-Pinter
    Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.

    TITANIC
    A lady who goes down first time out.

    TODGER DODGER
    A lesbian.

    TWO-Bagger or DOUBLE BAGGER
    Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with (1 to cover
    their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off).

    UP ON BLOCKS
    Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g.
    "Don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".

    VAGINA DECLINER
    A homosexual.

    WALLACE AND GROMIT
    Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.



    WYNONA RYDER
    Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a
    bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".

    X-PILES
    Unwanted visitors from Uranus.
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    Originally posted by GimieGimieGimie
    Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and double wrong!

    http://www.aldertons.com/english-.htm - Completely out of date

    http://www.bio.nrc.ca/cockney/view.html - Getting better, but also completely out of date

    Well in "my" generation at least and my older brother's that is 22, damn there old and nearly all of them i've never heard before
    You're forgetting how old i am Gimie

    The original ones are the best.

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    Style, damn...

    I can't believe people actually use them terms, where i live, we are much too for that

    Rever, original is not always the best, that's just crazy talk

    I got 1 word for ya...

    Alienz

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    Style: Nice to know vulgar and funny transcend national and generational borders.

    Rev: How old are you?

    Speaking of the former...
    How do we know God is a man?
    MAMMOGRAMS!!!

    Well, where do you think "Don't get your tit in a wringer" comes from?

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
    love, piaqt

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    Originally posted by piaqt
    Rev: How old are you?
    mmmm....You just checked my profile Pia.

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    Originally posted by piaqt


    Speaking of the former...
    How do we know God is a man?
    MAMMOGRAMS!!!

    Originally posted by Reverend


    mmmm....You just checked my profile Pia.
    Because piaqt...

    If God was a woman, then he would also be as prone to making the same silly mistake you just did, and as we all know, God's ain't suppose to make mistakes are they?

    Alright piaqt, i'll settle with ya, God's half man, and half woman...

    Chick with a di*k?

    No, i didn't think so either

    lmao

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    Originally posted by Reverend


    mmmm....You just checked my profile Pia.
    MMmmmm,do i sense Big Brother?(not TV show)

    ill be back soon,
    just watching some paint dry.

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    Originally posted by harrytb


    MMmmmm,do i sense Big Brother?(not TV show)
    sister

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
    love, piaqt

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