This is your next hardware upgrade.
Imagine a keyboard with no space bar, no letters, no numbersc no keys at all. In fact, forget the entire idea of a keyboard, as you know it, altogether. Just reach down with both hands and grab your knees (assuming you have two knees), and close your eyes. Only subtle differences exist between this sensation, and the experience of first lowering your hands and gripping the OrbiTouch Keyless Keyboard (pictured below).
Sounds hard to learn how to use but once you get over that, it should be a snap..
No different than having to learn to type all over again.