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    Boy, These Blonde Jokes...............

    A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way
    to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells
    to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
    husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir,
    you should know five things....

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

    2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black
    belt in karate.

    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
    professional wrestler.

    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
    weightlifter.

    Now think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell
    that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says,
    "Nah.... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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    Here's one:

    What did the blond say when she woke up under the cow?





    You guys still here?

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    ^:d

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    Picking on blondes again?



    GOOD FOR YOU!

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    DANG Denyse, You're a hot lil cartoon aintcha?

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    x = 5

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    No. X=5cm. DRB

    "Will Golf for Food"

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    Just wanted to test your knowledge
    Last edited by Kane; May 28th, 2006 at 11:06 AM.

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    Titanium Member TZ Veteran Denyse's Avatar
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    As the GREAT ONE would say

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    what the ...?!

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