June 23rd, 2003, 21:54 PM
Triple Platinum Member
Boy, These Blonde Jokes...............
A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells
to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir,
you should know five things....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
Now think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says,
"Nah.... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
June 23rd, 2003, 22:37 PM
What did the blond say when she woke up under the cow?
You guys still here?
May 20th, 2006, 20:18 PM
May 24th, 2006, 17:40 PM
May 25th, 2006, 19:00 PM
Picking on blondes again?
GOOD FOR YOU!
May 25th, 2006, 21:01 PM
Old and Cranky
DANG Denyse, You're a hot lil cartoon aintcha?
May 27th, 2006, 15:18 PM
x = 5
May 28th, 2006, 04:38 AM
"Will Golf for Food"
May 28th, 2006, 09:05 AM
The Beast Master
May 28th, 2006, 10:15 AM
Just wanted to test your knowledge
Last edited by Kane; May 28th, 2006 at 11:06 AM.
May 29th, 2006, 00:52 AM
As the GREAT ONE would say
June 22nd, 2006, 23:24 PM