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    19 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom

    grabbed this over at N|X|S

    1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
    neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

    2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
    with a bodily function noise

    4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

    5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

    6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

    7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
    cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
    relaxingly.

    8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

    9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

    10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
    erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
    yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

    11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
    toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
    Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

    13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

    14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

    15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
    Now what am I gonna do?"

    16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your
    butt cheeks

    17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
    "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
    the adjacent stall.

    18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
    so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

    19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
    "Born Free."



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    Re: 19 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom

    Originally posted by phishhead
    grabbed this over at N|X|S

    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
    toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
    Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

    OMG, thats' hillarious!!!!
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    Re: Re: 19 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom

    Originally posted by egghead
    OMG, thats' hillarious!!!!
    Is Peanut Butter sold in squeeze tubes?

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    Re: Re: Re: 19 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom

    Originally posted by Conan
    Is Peanut Butter sold in squeeze tubes?
    I would scoop it out with my fingers and after spreading it onto the paper and dropping into the next stall I would reach under with my peanutbutter covered hand under the stall and ask for the person to pass the paper to my hand.....


    EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

    roflmao!!
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: 19 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom

    Originally posted by egghead
    I would scoop it out with my fingers and after spreading it onto the paper and dropping into the next stall I would reach under with my peanutbutter covered hand under the stall and ask for the person to pass the paper to my hand.....


    EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

    roflmao!!
    This is one of the funniest things Ive read in a while, and eggs enhancement makes it that much better!! Even the moutain Dew one was great.

    Public Toilets will never be the same... I wish I get an applause LOL

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    10,11,and 12 are a hoot.LOL ROFL
    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

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