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    Beware: Cow Molester in Canada

    Police call it a cowardly act against Sedala the cow at Toronto's Riverdale Farm. A Toronto man is under arrest for allegedly having sex with the pregnant Jersey cow last week and refusing to stop.

    Employees at the farm on Winchester St. had to repeatedly scream at a man to dismount the animal, Toronto Police Sgt. Rita Boehm said.

    Police had to be called to take the man away.

    'DANGEROUS'

    Employees said the man refused to dismount Sedala, claiming he was assisting the animal in giving birth.

    Sedala isn't due for two months and is now recovering from the ordeal.

    After the man finally dismounted, he allegedly punched an employee on the shoulder before entering a horse's stall, where he again refused to leave, police said.

    "It can be particularly dangerous in a horse stable," one employee said.

    Police said the man was coaxed into leaving the horse stable and then allegedly hit a worker with a beer bottle.

    David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.

    Toronto Sun

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    Got to watch those Canadians.

    Apparently egghead was arrested as well after being caught in his underpants stuffing a Turkey.

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    Well you know Reverend...egghead is spoiled...rotten

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    That's a bit eggscessive don't you think?

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    This is a little confusing. The weapon was the bottle --- well, wasn't it?
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    i've gotta look out for the barnyard animal molester.

    im hiding my chickens so he can't suck the eggs out


    on a side note - chickens are laying more eggs

    Last edited by egghead; December 23rd, 2003 at 19:55 PM.

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    At last, the answer to: "What do you get when you cross a Kiwi with a cow-tipper?"

    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
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    Old and Cranky Super Moderator rik's Avatar
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    So uh egghead...are you the one with the rope in his hand or the other one?

    I heard somebody callin you a big chicken but I didn't believe until now...

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    Originally posted by rik
    So uh egghead...are you the one with the rope in his hand or the other one?

    yes!

    I do have a huge cock

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    puh lease!!!!!!!

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    puh lease!!!!!!!
    That says it all!!!!!!
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    too funny...

    I'm sure misskelli has NEVER seen one that big before...much less, well never mind.

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    my oh my...


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    Hi Piaqt and Misskellibad,glad you made it back for some barnyard fun.Hey was that assault with a friendly weapon?
    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piaqt
    At last, the answer to: "What do you get when you cross a Kiwi with a cow-tipper?"
    Very funny !!

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