Redneck jokes

you may be a redneck if you're staying In a hotel. you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the Clerk replies, Go ahead.

Redneck ingenuity
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .

And the driver replies 'Bout wut ?'

Redneck hunting
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Redneck Time Out
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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Redneck Wheelchair
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A Redneck Thanksgiving (if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)
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Redneck Cooler
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Impromptu skiing
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Moon Landing
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Ya'll make fun of rednecks until you need your car fixed.

Redneck Garden

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:) Rednecks rock.

When a redneck wins the lottery.

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Not that we condone jokes of these nature, the idea of the school bus is pretty ingenious!

But Petard is right, the best mechanics are bush mechanics. Fix a fan-belt with your panties :D

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Originally Posted by veronica

Redneck Wheelchair

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:)

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I have GOTS ta git me one-o-them. :cool:

I live in the Redneck Riviera, Florida.
I walk around bare foot.
I like Britney Spears hair, make up and clothes.
I think Dale Earnhart is a smart man.
I call the Florida swamps, Wetlands.
I figured it was ok for a redneck girl to make redneck jokes. :D

Well thar girl, ur just a tad south of me......:D

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give
you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."

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Originally Posted by PIPER

Well thar girl, ur just a tad south of me......:D

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Whats your distance from orlando or miami?

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Originally Posted by cash_site

Whats your distance from orlando or miami?

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Hour and a half from Disney, two hours plus from Miami.

Haha, excellent. I would like to go to Disney one day. I've been to the LA one, Space mountain scared me!

You don't get aligators near you though, right??