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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big!
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the BBQ and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass BBQ for one little sausage?"

LOL sounds like typical married life :p :eek:

nice one

:D

Man, does that hit home!
:D