Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

[Conan]

Well I was going to say that cuckoo clock birds don't nest however look what I found:

http://www.mbr-pwrc.usgs.gov/id/framlst/i3870id.html

[egghead]

Well I was going to say that cuckoo clock birds don't nest however look what I found:

http://www.mbr-pwrc.usgs.gov/id/framlst/i3870id.html

omg

Identification Tips:

• Length: 11 inches
• Sexes similar
• Slender, long-tailed bird
• Yellow orbital ring
• Cinnamon inner webs to primaries, often visible at rest
• Brown head, nape, back, and upperwings
• White chin, breast, and belly
• Brown uppertail has black outer tail feathers with white tips

11 inches? blondes should like that kind of bird


now time for the conclusion

Yes, that is my final answer."

A moment later, Regis said, "I regret to inform you that answer is...absolutely correct. You are now a millionaire!"

Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends- including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.

"Jenny, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "Because of your knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire. And, do you want to know something? It was the assuredness with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice. By the way... how did you happen to know the right answer?"
"Oh, come on," said the blonde. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks!"

Joke courtesy of Xposed.com

nice - Egghead