Further research suggests that as the mass increases over time an eventual state of 'critical mass' occurs. At this stage Governmentium achieves a GDP (gross deficient particle) . This obviously means it must gravitate towards, and capture, a lesser Govermentium element, referred to as a counter operative undecided neutral tribal rich y-axis. The upshot of absorbing these countrys elevates (in theory) all morons to deputy neutrons, all peons to morons, and creates a new class of particles called plebeians. Unfortunately said research also concludes that due to too much spin and not enough critical mass at the centre, Governmentium eventually collapses and forms a new (much smaller) particle called oppositionum which is denser than previously and struggles to attract new morons. Such is entropy.
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