I was at a party with a friend.
A massive bearded biker - and I mean built like a brick wall - I guess you guys call them quarter backs ?
Seriously... this guy was so big, his horse was a Clydesdale, he was just too heavy for anything else. And he looked to scale on it.
Now I'm not a small guy by any measure but riding his horse was like sitting ontop of a steamtrain engine.
But anyway back to the story, we were at a party and all very boozy.
We were all laughing and talking in a kitchen and he stepped back and we all heard this "pop" sound like someone dropping an egg.
He looked down lifting his big boot, and then proceeded to use language better left for those moments.
It turned out he had stepped back onto a Chihuhua's head..
The down side to this is a Chihuaha was attached too and using the head at the time.
Very messy..
Til this day we don't know what the dog was doing with its head on the ground so close to his boot, ( licking, sniffing ) - Regardless, it was all over very quick - and my friend was really upset.
Now I've seen him bolt cows in the head.
I've seen this guy k.o. people before they hit the other side of the room.
I've seen him practically snap his shin bone from bike compression kick back, with only a wince. ( only people who have had this will know the pain I'm talking about )
I even seen him kicked off his feet from his clydie while trying to shoe it, get back up and continue.
I'm talking about seriously hard man.
But he steps on a little dog and got all upset for days.
Damnedest thing.
The owner's wife had a absolute fit about it, adding to his guilt.
No offense to you or your sis LK - but I can't stand little yapping dogs, so it was no great loss to me.
Long after the event we have had a few giggles about it, ( on an unfortunate accident size to scale level ) but my friend has never seemed to gotten over it, and we've learned not to mention it in front of him.
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